Lying under smalt and sparkling skies every night in every weather for a year made us all believe in beauty.

From "Colored Skies"

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Keep Dreamin' Upside Down

On Facebook, not too long ago, I posted a short summary of one of the dreams I had last night:
"Last night, I had a dream that my family got a pony that wanted to care for baby hedgehogs, three small asian children who wanted to live with the pony and fought constantly, a cat who wanted to kill the pony, and a cat who wanted to kill the other cat. Also, Lucius Malfoy was my uncle, Miss Baker was my aunt, and the pony liked to eat tofu steaks."
It was pretty tame as far as my dreams go, really, but the response was shockingly... well, shocked. My favorite response, by far, was from the illustrious Tyler FrenchLastName:
"Leonardo DiCaprio is royally screwed if he has to infiltrate any of your dreams."
I should really see Inception. And Toy Story 3.

Yee-haw!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Conversations in my Bedroom



Have you ever thought about the time you actually spend in any room of your house? They all serve certain purposes - kitchen is for cooking, living room is for living, bathroom is for... bathing (sometimes). This is what my bedroom is used for:

"Allie, it's time to wake up!"
"No..."
"I'll send your brother in here!"

"GRAAFIODPSFJFD HEY ALLIE CAN I HAVE MY MORNING SNACK"
"Wyatt, go away!"

"Allie, it's twelve o'clock. You need to wake up."
"I'm awake, just as I was the last three times you came to wake me up!"

"Hey, Allie."
"Sup, B?"
"I'm bored."
"I'm not."
"What are you doing?"
"Reading comics."
"Oh. So my girlfriend was cheating on me..."

"Hello, fish!"

"Frederick, you stupid fish! I'm feeding you! Eat the food, Frederick!"

"You need to change the water in your fishtank."
"Okay."

"Hewwo, fish!"

"Where's your laundry? Is this clean? Is it dirty? Why is it on the floor?"

"Can I touch your butt?"
"No, Wyatt."

"Heeeey, Frederick. And Fitzwilliam."

"Clean your room."

"I love you, Frederick!"

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Nanner Pops!

My little brother really hates fruit. I don't know why. Maybe it's the texture, the natural sweetness, or the fact that it's healthy - I'm not really sure. But he really, really hates fruit.


Unfortunately for him, this summer, I'm Wyatt's nanny. I'm in charge of lunches, playing, and general lack of boredom during his day. That's right, I'm in charge of lunches. I always put a heaping pile of fruit on his plate and insist that he eats it. At first, he'd throw monstrous tantrums, crying, screaming, and gagging while a single grape made its way down his esophagus. He's gotten better, though, thanks to some tricks I've tried. Firstly, I must always eat his fruit with him. It's only fair if I eat fruit, too. Secondly, I don't put up with this gagging shit. He is sternly scolded for throwing any sort of fit while eating fruit. Finally, I count down to cut down on the anticipation - it's like I'm the belligerent kid at the bottom of the high-dive, and he's the terrified kid at the top. The panic gets to him and he just goes through with it.

Right now, I'm trying to make fruit more appealing to him. I'm slowly introducing juice, which he's apparently never liked (imagine, disliking juice?! how crazy!). Additionally, I'm trying to make fruit fun. Sticking strawberries on my fingers, having contests to see who can eat the most, and finding out whose mouth holds the most grapes have all had limited success, but he's only really been jazzed about one thing - Nanner Pops.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Promises Made VS Promises Kept: Battle!

Despite its new redirect to my domain, I've had this blogger account for a long time. I've nursed so many blogs through the beginning of their existences (and not much farther) with this trusty interface that I'm not sure why I was so excited about WordPress to begin with (justifying my lack of effort? yes. so much).

There was a blog that I made to showcase color palettes that I found inspiring on ColourLovers, which used to be an elegant social network based purely on colors and how they work together, but now seems to be some sort of color magazine and fabric prototyping blog. Cheesy? Yes. Whatevs. It was a cool blog that people totally dug (and by "people," I mean this one person this one time). Until I lost interest, of course.

Yeah. Just like that.

Then, there was my Sims showcase. I mean, I had some badass sims. There's a whole album on facebook about how badass my sims were (and how they creepily looked like people I knew at school...), and I wanted to be like the cool LJ simmers. That one got one post. I had tons of cool pictures of sims, but they're gone now. :(

Finally, there was my senior year's blog. Ooooh boy.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Another day, another blog


So, I've given up on my blog layout... again. I found myself so pushed for content with my old layout that I just didn't use it. Except for that one time when I gushed about Elena and photomonth. But I pretty much just posted pictures of the Doctor and tried to be witty. And I just can't manage wit on demand.




So... HOT!!



I've given up to the extent where I decided to abandon making my own entirely, or at least for the foreseeable future. I used to be fantastic with web design, but aesthetics have changed since then, and nowadays it's just kinda weird to plaster your diary-esque blog with pictures of the twins from Good Charlotte. Plus, just because I used to make BA greatestjournal layouts doesn't mean that I have a clue about how to code something for Wordpress. It's complicated, it's difficult, and it's hindering my blogging. Goodbye to you, Wordpress, hello, Blogger!

I really want a blog, and I have for a long time. The problem is that I couldn't figure out what exactly I wanted it for. My first layout looked like something made for GJ. It was pretty, but not particularly functional, and I had SO much trouble coding it. The second, I used a magazine theme for, but there was always something that was wrong, and it always took so much effort to make a little change. TOO HARD. So I finally downloaded a free one that everyone else has, and I am SO PLEASED.

Anyway. I have a blog. This is it. Cheers, Allie.

"So I want to blog this summer because I am bored as a whore in a monastery." - Meggie